This is my lao shi TIGER...(-__________-)

Tiger's spastic sarcasm:

1)yuzhe missed out certain part of the mass chat..so couldnt get a lame joke( as usual) that tiger cracked.

zhe:huh? i dont get the joke
moo en: please scroll up and read zhe
zhe: i cant scroll up when you guys are talking!
tiger: yuzhe......forget it lah.....IQ is inborn one...
zhe: ...

2)yuzhe doenst know this peson called tsse hee from moo en's batch.

zhe: shit who is tsse hee?
moo en: the Newly crowned MOE scholar hahah!
Tiger:wahlao...your memory need to upgrade!
zhe wah thx.
yiquan: 他刚签了卖身契..he was in junyuan's class
zhe: wah that's quite far..i dont know all the seniors..
Tiger:jia lart... Yuzhe is old already.... with less than 1MB of memory
zhe: dots...

Tiger trying to be NICE:

after constantly niao-ing poor me

Tiger: yuzhe is a NICE gal one... won't get angry.hor?
zhe: ...
Tiger: **tiger growls**
zhe: -______-lll okie yes i'm a nice gal
moo en: u shld know by now the tempers and habits of tiger
yiquan: yah lor
Tiger: now three against one tiger!
Tiger: **growls**
yiquan :the tiger is ferocious
moo en:so scared
yiquan:someone help.....
zhe: shivers shivers
tiger: ...

Tiger's youthful fantasy:

Tiger: MOE lets you all have the fantasy that one day Minister will remember, and work ahrd to climb high
Tiger:although the truth is that that Indian will forget you the next second
moo en: pls...fairytales are more interesting
Tiger:this is the true experience, during the NIE prize ceremony in 2002....I went up to receive the top prize of Chinese Fac NIE from Teo Chee Hean...

he says :"well done,Chun Ghee... you must have worked hard"

then 20 min later, I went up again to receive the overall top prize.

Teo Chee Hean says::"well done,Chun Ghee... you must have worked hard"then I look at him, and he says :"oh.... did you just come up before?"

zhe: hahahahah!!!

Tiger's LAMENESS:

1) Panda Ang's MSN

zhe: WAH! Ang has msn arh?
tiger: MSN messenger la..
zhe: dint expect him to have msn wat..
tiger: never mind yuzhe... she like xiya.... lives in another world.. or rrather planet
zhe: EHS
zhe: DIAOS..i poetic okie lives in another world
tiger: diao got no plural, ok?
zhe:.......................... i invent can?
tiger:can, can,... u win, u win
yiquan, moo en: ....
tiger: sorryS, canS, canS, uS winS, uS winS
zhe: ........................................
zhe: dotSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

2)NOT funny

tiger:acutally... hor... I am Mr Ang using Wanglaoshi MSN ID....hahhaaa..., bu hao xiao!
zhe: .....

3)Where is moo en?

Tiger: mu en think go toilet liao... she always half-way release pigeon one
yiquan: maybe
tiger: she must be from Li's House becos 李宅的鸽子飞到张宅去 hahaha... subei lame
zhe:hahahahha
yiquan:not funny

4)胡一刀

tiger:为什么胡斐的爸爸总是输麻将？
zhe:coz he is hu yi dao?! erms then?
tiger:ya....so clever
Tiger:so people HU tongzi, suozi.... but his father always HU YI DAO

Tiger:another stupid joke.... which Chinese surname is the most ambitious?
zhe: HU (guessing since it's on xue shan fei hu..)
Tiger:why?
zhe: errr..coz always wana hu mahjong?
Tiger:becos..... HU (who ) wants to be a millionaire!!!
zhe:...................................
Tiger:yay!
yiquan: not funny

tiger: see how I embrace Xue Shan Fei Hu as our lit text!.... I even got the stupid jokes prepared....hahhahaa


yuzhe needs a cup of warm water...it's too cold...