North Korean Videos

Kim Jong-Il's Videos

In this video, three North Korean "Kindergarten genius kids" sing Kim Jong-Il a song. This is very disturbing if you notice the way their heads swing in unison.

"These flowers! These flowers!

These are our smiling flowers!

These flowers are blooming for

the good kindergarten children.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

The General's Love is inside them.

These are our smiling flowers!

These are happy flowers!"

Major incrediblely creepy.

Kim Jong-Il Video

Kim does stupid stuff while people sing of his glorious birth. It's really rather funny if you think about the lyrics and the ridiculous music, but when you consider what it must be like for the average North Korean (is there such a thing?) that they actually sing these hopelessly hyperbolic and unimaginable songs, it's really very frightening.

"When General KimJong-Il was born

the cloud opened upand he came

down from heaven,and then there was a

huge snowstorm.When General KimJong-Il shouts out

loudstorms always happen,HUGE STORMS ALWAYS HAPPEN!

Let's Go! Let's Go!Let's Go! Let's Go!Let's Go! Let's Go!

Kim Jong-Ilshouts to the mountains."