Sunday, March 05, 2006

yuzhe is here to declare a peice of devastating news to all IBM users( perhaps that's why IBM is sold to Lenovo==>china company): her beloved IBM thinkpad's hard disk CRASHED like a FUJITSU. In fact..comparing a crash proof Thinkpad with a Fujitsu is already a shame to you IBM! The following is taken from IBM website "For your convenience, we have free reserved car park* lots and free flow of coffee for all customers at the center. Chances are, you may never need us. But in case you do, it's good to know we're there." I'm laughing my TEETH off. bleah.

i surmise i'm the PROTOTYPE of having an IBM with crashed hard( which isnt very hardy) drive. maybe i deserve an accolade or something to commemorate this...( at least i have the honour of being the first in SOMETHING )..but seriously...i see NO reason why such luck should descend on me...i wasnt seeing anything squalid (never did i! i would never undertake any risk to defile my eyes!)...neither do i have the habit of dl movies/songs(except Memiors of a Geisha perhaps) or any hideous software that would jeopardize my beloved thinkpad...i have updated Virus scan and Virus updates...strong invincible firewall and above all..anti-shock protection..all this poor lass was doing was browsing through my ACCT project outline on Edventure and chatting away on the msn..why on earth do get my hard disk crashed??!?!*cries*..this is just as bad, if not worse than the first incident when my innocent Thinkpad got intruded by TROJAN horse on an equally innocent night when i went out for dinner.. (xiya got her share of scolding by me though =D)..the meal was good the weather was fine my day was brilliant...until i saw NORTON's face...to make things worse...the only running prog on thinkpad was msn...that was simply great. i'm prob one in a million and i'm just the lucky one....buying lottery can guarantee a higher probability of striking rich( read btw the lines: i shd buy lottery =D)...bad luck never visits without a buddy...i realized that IBM's service centre is at....*drumroll"....CHANGI!!! bravos!!!! (back ground music: DONT CRY FOR ME argentina)

sigh..i hereby declare that i have the right to be HEAVILY COMPENSATED by IBM...