yah lar!! i totally agree with xiya!...there's this couple right...i was chiong like the latest model of bullet train with 1 plate of desert and 2 drinks and fork n spoons..den they asked me to take orders...fine...i went over..DEN the blardie man really is needed to START asking the woman.."eh..so wat you wan?.."den indulge in their stupid small conversation..totally forgot abt my presence..when i asked.."yes sir..wat do you want?"..the reply was"you wait arh"...?!?!?!...pls..there were like...3 more tables waving at me to take orders!...i was SO PISSED off ok...somemore they are not even paying any service CHARGE...i just left them for other tables...who cares man..haha..and guess wat..after finishing the 3 other orders..and came back to them...DEN they had just made up their mind..WAT DE?!?! den call me so early for wAT?! they think the whole world revolves around them arh?

there's this gang of irritating women in their mid 20s...super niao..forever adding on to their orders! initially they wan 3 mango sago( 5 ppl somemore..)...den after tt...dono for wat stupid reason..they keep on adding their orders..."can i have another mango sago?"... after a 15 mins.."can i have another mango sago?"...after ANOTHER 15 mins.."can i have ANOTHER mango sago?".."this mango ice-cream is is sorbet or not? i wan to know got milk inside or not..can you ask the chef?"( the chef has 30 over orders to do and really ll chap me if i ask las! wad the hell..somemore it's obvious tt it isn't SORBET wat..if sorbet ll write sorbet wat? write ice-cream for wat?..the worst is after i confirmed it's NOT a sorbet..they went.."oh den i don wan liao.." i was like..~!@@##$$).."can you give me an ash tray?"...."why is it taking SO LONG?"wat's their prob?! just order 6 mango sagos in a goal very difficult izzit?! wan ash tray SAY earlier ll die arh? mouth ll rot arh? really must make me run to their tables 5 or 6 times les..they relaly very hao yi si leh..they think i'm their personal servant arh? wanted desperately to slap them...

then....this borliao couple( couple again...hate couples..)..super mafan oso..walao..singaporeans really mafan to serve..super demanding..take ppl for granted..really must 2 ppl only share a puny bowl of mango sago..-_-..somemore DIE DIE wan to seat at those sofa seats...finish already don wan to zhao( so many ppl waiting to get a seat..)..used 30 mins scrutinizing the menu from top to bottom..somemore went over to the bar to poke her head here and there..blocking our way..-_-lll..tt's not the end..after MUCH discussion and EVALUATION and ANALYse..they finally decided to call the waitress..( poor me)..so i went over and throw them a really polite smile( pro ok) and said.."yes? can i help you?" and wat they said nearly made me puke blood.."oh..can i have the mango combo but the mango icecream change to sesame one?" den i was like..sorry...don have this combi..coz the price very hard to gauge..y not you try the black and white combo( coconut and sesame icecream) but they refuse to lsiten to me les!..kept on asking..."den i order mango pudding the coconut ice cream change to sesame? "..eh..mister and miss...ear got prob izzit? say already cannot change already wat?! den they die die don wan to believe me..insisted me to ask the chef..fine las..i go ask..and of course kena rejested..retarded los..some ppl jsut like to duo ci yi ju..den in the end you knwo wat? they called one of the boss to add a tiny scope of sesame ice-cream to their mango pudding..paying an additional $2..mad las..totally brainless...den somemore eating already still called me to ask..'' the pudding has XXXXX in it or not?"(XXXX--some bio term..which means something tt vegetarian cannot eat..i don even know wat it means las!) den i was like HUH? and they spend 5 mins trying to explain wat it is( do i look like i care?!) and asked me the pudding has this ingredient or not...EH...i MAKE ALL THOSE PUDDINGS les..den they insisted( again-_-) me to ask the chef..fine..i go ask again..and of course the chef oso dono las!( partly oso don understand..like he made those puddings liddat..walao..puddings really not factory made las!)..den i went back telling them they oso dono...but purely fruits shd be ok... den dey said.."but you know..usually puddings ll have XXXX in them to make them stick together.." thx! you know den you still ask?! den you still eat?! den you DON eat las! eat alreadly still must ask so much? !@#$$%%

other irritating customers:
1) "i wan a mango sago having here..and 2 mango pudding take away..but the take away put in 2 SEPARATE bags..and can yall do the take away AFTER i finish the mango sago?" i wanted to say you go n die las...you think this shop you open one arh? must wait until you finish den made another one.. somemore 2 diff bags..self centred singaporeans los!

2)these ppl...super not obervant....dono wat's their eyes for...ming ming walk in from the main extrance where the cashier is..then when they wan to pay..dono y come to the bar...saying..i wan to pay...(-_-lll)..den must direct them..sorry ..the cashier is OVER THERE...den they ll be like"how come casheir at the entrance?"HELLO? cashier not at the extrance den where you tell me?! the shou ying ji so big oso never c....

3)in their dreams thinking tt they had paid me service charge..i chiong here chiong dere until no direction sense already..den they waved at me..walked over and asked them yes? den they gave me da4 kuan3 look and say"oh~bill please~~?" EH! like not obvious every customer ownself walked over by THEMSELVES to the cashier to pay les!...they use their toes to think oso ll know we really got time to attend to them las! really is not 3 waitress...xiya at cashier..yit jing doing bar thingy..den i deliver the deserts..really got time to help them take their bill to the cashier outside and walk them telling them how much den take their $ there and come back again give the change les...EH!but tt time all the deserts pile up like mt himalayas liao..-_- dman irritating los!...

4)sofa freaks..very POOR ppl living in poverty with NO sofas at home...really is not full house liaio..finally got a seat still not satisfied..saw an empty sofa seat den "WAH!! got sofa seat down dere!! lets go there!!"..NV sit in sofa before izzit? and like 5 ppl want to squeeze in 2 armchairs...how are you doing to squeeze you tell me??!!?!? somemore..take orders already...already recorded down their table no..den suddenly change still have to chiong to the bar to change their no..SIAN los! wan to sit in sofa go home sit until you sian cannot arh? childish (-_-lll)..i mean..no ppl then you sit den ok las..but so many ppl waiting for seats you still chiong like..if never sit there ll lugy and ass ll rot liddat..(-_-lll).. and some ppl...again self centred..change table...FINE..at least tell me can?! no les! they nv! when i deliver the deserts den find the whole table empty i nearly wan to faint ok~~~ like where to look for them?! walao..20 over tables where they moved to? these ppl..either assume tt we the waitress have 500Mb of brain power to rmb their face or all thinking they are yan daos and chio bus and models tt i c ll catch my attention...-_-lll sorry los..far from it..go home ownself look at mirror...i shall not elaborate...*roll eyes*

and of course...those tt xiya mentioned i'm really gan2 tong2 shen1 shou4~~~~...T_T..a lot of ppl just DON HAVE zhi4 zhi1 zhi1 ming2 at all! i was pretty niao too las..haha..coz it was way too busy..so i tend to speak really fast while answering their qns..like.."sorryG1andthewholeofsnacksnotavalibleandfordrinksE14TOE19arealsonotavalible."and the customers ll go "orh..can i have E18 den?"...i got sian las..and pekchey..and yes..as the sarcastic me..i purposely went EXTRA slow and repeat "s-o-r-r-y, E-1-4 T-O E-1-9 a-r-e n-o-t a-v-a-i-l-a-b-l-e"...haha..
hahaa..but ok...tt's was my last day...i quit the job liao...today slacking at home..tmr going rgs RT already..good...they never even tell me wat to do tmr....:S..i won really miss the place tt much...but i ll miss the ppl dere( selectively..haha!) yit jing..the dear dear dear round round chen shi fu...and the retarded looking boss..and syl( he kena fired yesterday coz of some stupid reason...quite bu zhi for him..) so sad you know..wont get the chance to see him anymore i guess...din even get to take a pic of him...:S..i ll miss yit jing's really niao and funny jokes..and syl's constanly blur and funny( but not purposely) actions...