SIS CLAN! yeahs! ^^V..thx chyi for the sweet letter=)..i love this drawing manZ~~..damn cute! haha...(pls note kan's expression~~hahah! darn funny!)=P 
Sunday, January 23, 2005
Friday, January 21, 2005
Thursday, January 20, 2005
2/13..one of my class...heehee..sweet and active gals...very nice...they are the naughty ones who anyhow said OTHER's names during self intro..(-_-lll) finally knew the reason behind their gigglings hahha!...this is just half of the ppl las..still got 2nd page..but lazy to upload..they are very cute you know...got 2 gals asking me where i bought my jeans( hangten anyway..) and the 1st gal in the list oso said.."老师。。你的鞋很好看!你自己画的吗？”haha...an elddfs gal..still have 209 210 212...all nice gals..nice gals...heehee...it's such a good feeling to have your students waving at me in canteen today...hahha..but i was like..."do i know you?" coz i cant rmb everyone's face mah! and they went "i'm fr 209,she's fr 210..she's fr 212...blah blah.."hahaha...all my gals les!=P another gal also waved cheerfully at me at the bus stop today...note..cHeErfUlLy not fu1 yan3 one hor! =Panyway...showed them huang cheng hua xu and orientation thingy...they were super amused and entertained..so much laughter..for 210 and 212...i was like"ok...nothing to do now...free time! yall can do your own work! but i'm gonig to show 一起分开住..if yall are interested or feels tired while doing your work..just look up and take a look las..."and to my pleasant surprise...many actually continue to WATCH attentively=)...213 really touched me when some of them actually clapped after they watched the huang cheng hua xu=)..i was like "huh? y yall clap?" then they say..coz it's good mah...very touching..and yes...tt made me really touched=) to all my 4 classes thx so much~~~love yall....=) though it's like...only 4 days...and i DIn even get to know yall personally...haiZ...OH anyway! there's this gal in 212...she's jie han's( the big slacker in hist class..=P) sis! oh my!! haha...no wonder she looks familiar to me!
my damn slack time table...my lessons are the time slots above the CLASSES....zoom in to the DUMBEST thu and SLACKEST fri pls...take note of the GAP btw the 1st lesson and the 2nd lesson on thu...(-_-lll) and the NO. of lessons on fri and its TIMING...brilliant les..haha...a round of applause for me pls for being able to slack for 4.5 HR!!!! nearly turn into a stone...but well...i ended up eating again...2 pork dumplings..1 cha siew bao..1 clover choco cake and a strawberry ice-cream cone...gosh...glutton.
Wednesday, January 19, 2005
ok...3rd day....it's getting better for some of the other classes...i mean..when i started to tell them abt some "weird"frens of mine...and their life...abt HOW they changed me...they were actually interested! haha..at least they LOOKed interested..and well amused at those stories?! tt i dono..haha..but it's really xing wei to find 2/12 actually showed some interest...the 1st day of teaching was rather daunting..coz they looked...haha..scary and dao :S..some if them...:P..but studious heehee...so making them paying attention to wat i was saying was....WHAO....i just dono how to pen down the feeling manZ! =)....2/9..as usual..restless...but somehow abnormally a little more quiet than usual...haha! i think it was coz of the PE lesson...=P..but felt pretty guilty coz was REALLY slack during their class...well..actually planned to go thru the worksheet i gave them yesterday( the pt is they are the ONLy class without tt worksheet...other classes already DONE it...funny...and i only manage to find their worksheets yesterday...) but they haven do( can understand las...coz i din make myself clear tt they have to finish it by TODAY....so it's kinda my fault..:S)....and just as i realized tt they actually have to do their workbook exercises....one teacher suddenly throwed this pile of si1 han2 on my table asking the students to do...but she din tell me WHEN they have to finish it...good les..nothing much i can do for the rest of the lesson! (new lesson=new worksheet=more work=cannot finish..)disrupted my plans~~~
anyway...tmr shd be my LAST day if nothing happens...hmmmm...well...i ll miss my students..it's such a PITY tt i don have more time to get to know them better...HAIZ...i don even actually KNOW their names....only their faces(some only to be exact..:S)...ll they miss me? hahaa...=P..i hope so...hahaha!going to show them huang cheng hua1 xu4 and HC orientation tmr...ok...you are asking me wat's the link right...but seriously...i cant continue the lesson coz its only tmr tt i'm going to give them worksheets for the new passage...which means i can finish the present passage in half an hr..den wat can i do for the rest of the lesson? hahaa...tt's y im showing las...pls the huang cheng part..just treat it as part of the promoting CHI campaign las..hahha..orientation? well...making them look forward to JC life? haha...but they are really not just sec 2....hahahas...
Tuesday, January 18, 2005
1st day of teaching..rubbish manZ..haha...don even know wat's going on! tt's my consequence of being lazy to think abt wat to say for the 1st day..haha..and guess wat...i tot i ll be briefed abt wat to do in class...BUT NO! i went dere like a blur blur sec 1 inside..( but outside gek kiang las..=D) and TADAh! 1st lesson is MY lesson...great..the 1st thing i realized is tt i nearly wanted to *faint*..haha..but well... i wanted to laugh out more actually...found it rather retarded and hilarious.. i mean hELLO?! how many RT have their very 1st lesson in their life the VERY minute they stepped into the sch without ANY preparation?! haha!
but well well..relief teaching is unexpectedly smooth=)..i mean..not as if i'm expecting them to fight in class or wat..but i was really pretty worried abt HOW am i suppose to conduct an 1 hr lesson and talking non stop?!?! come on..the thought of 30 over gals staring at you izznt a nice feeling okay..esp when you dono WAT to say..haha..but yes..as the normal slack me..din bother too much..as usual having the 'everything ll turn out fine'mindset..haha..and TADAH!i managed to pull thru~~..haha pull thru iznt the word to use..coz i'm actually enjoying myself..seriously..no joking~~~=)..my classes are simply great..and personally..i like 209 among all las.. coz it's my 1st class i surmise..having my di4 yi1 ci4 les~~~ haha!dono..just like them=) but super restless..if only they can be just a LITTLE LESS tAlkaTivE..haha!..-sSh- ..later they hao lian~~=P..the class is NOISY..yes..much more active and noisy than other classes...but they are the class with lots of qns..gu3 ling2 jing1 guai4..and they are AS SLACK AS ME haha..just like my sec 3/4 class in the good old days..oh well anyway..the other classes are not bad either...tend to be more industrious(it's good of course..heehee)..WAH studious bunch you know..those independent learners kind..always doing their hm..haha...asking me abt meanings in words..yes...ideal class tt normal teachers ll dream for..but well...they can be REALLY noisy..when indulged in their little gal's talks..den suddenly laughed their heads off..?!?!?!leaving me down dere (o_O)..eh..got jokes share with me ll DIE arh..haha..not sure y but they somehow reminds me of 4/9 tt kind of class...it's like..if you DOn teach properly ll dui4 bu4 qi3 ta men but they are obviously not interested in chi but really studious coz wana get an A1 type...until tt i have to think TWICe abt toking cock with them and sharing some poems or songs with them...at least for 209..they are yes..not interested in chi..but it's fun to tok 'rubbish'with them...if they complain tt i'm NOT doing my job of teaching CHI how?:s some of them have the.."y are you telling me this irrelevent stuff?"face.. but don care...im still going to share some nice little poems with them...really hope they can appreciate and look at those poems in a LIT way and not the "WAH CHI POEMS~~CHEEM and CHEENA" way...and please don give me the "y cant you focus on chi text and teach us? but then again chi text is SO boring"look?
ok. frankly..i'm totally unsure of HOW to teach ci yu in an interesting way...judging from my very own experience...as i had told them...i was even WORSE then them in sec sch..doesn't give a DAMN to chi lessons..coz hello?! not as if the ci yus are difficult loh..and the text can be really boring at times..i spend most of my lessons reading my own books..little gal's lame talks..passing msgs and writing letters..yes..exactly wat they are doing right now..and those teachers tt caught my attention were those telling me things outside of classroom...not pertaining to the text..something abt their amusing lifestories /other's lifestories...so tt's wat i'm doing now actually..but then again..tt's not TEACHING right? hmmm....but well....if i can ever manage to make them like me and realize tt CHI maynot necessarily be so sian....it's already an achievement right? but the latter one is hard las...:S...
but still...thank god for giving these wonderful classes...naughty but wonderful=) they made my day...=)..
oh anyway...i've realized how RIDICULOUs tt i have been dressing for these two days..haha...wearing jeans..my nike sneakers...my pretty pretty bata shoes...not those super matured tops..and roam abt in RGS like nobody's business..haha! but when i went back to HC today...met up with yi rui...and we both looked at the way we dress....both got a nice shock...haha! yirui wore HEELS les! and those super mature top tt everyone can guess tt she's a teacher.. contrasting with wat ms how termed as "PE TEACHER"( tt's when i told her i'm TEACHING and shewas like.."how can you go to sch in this?!")me..(-_-lll) and sorry mdm YEO...she nearly got a heart attack when cing me in this outfit saying i'm relief teaching nowZ...hahah! the soft soft delicate mdm yeo...she poor thing las..i have been giving her soo much trouble in class and the 1st meet up ( unexpected one) came as a shock..hahah! you must c her face man! ms how was like laughing like mad when dear mdm yeo gave me nice yu3 zhong4 xin1 chang2 lecture( not math lec for once~~=P)abt me shdn't dress like this....but well..at the end of the day..WHO CARES...no one in rg actually commented me abt my "unteacher-like"dressing..NOT even the principal...haha...
anyway...it's kinda weird to have students bowing to you when you walk pass you know...hahaha...i rmb the 1st day i was like thinking to myself "heh? got teacher behind arh?"and turn ard and look..and suddenly realize tt im actually the ONE they are bowing to...haha...
Sunday, January 16, 2005
yah lar!! i totally agree with xiya!...there's this couple right...i was chiong like the latest model of bullet train with 1 plate of desert and 2 drinks and fork n spoons..den they asked me to take orders...fine...i went over..DEN the blardie man really is needed to START asking the woman.."eh..so wat you wan?.."den indulge in their stupid small conversation..totally forgot abt my presence..when i asked.."yes sir..wat do you want?"..the reply was"you wait arh"...?!?!?!...pls..there were like...3 more tables waving at me to take orders!...i was SO PISSED off ok...somemore they are not even paying any service CHARGE...i just left them for other tables...who cares man..haha..and guess wat..after finishing the 3 other orders..and came back to them...DEN they had just made up their mind..WAT DE?!?! den call me so early for wAT?! they think the whole world revolves around them arh?
there's this gang of irritating women in their mid 20s...super niao..forever adding on to their orders! initially they wan 3 mango sago( 5 ppl somemore..)...den after tt...dono for wat stupid reason..they keep on adding their orders..."can i have another mango sago?"... after a 15 mins.."can i have another mango sago?"...after ANOTHER 15 mins.."can i have ANOTHER mango sago?".."this mango ice-cream is is sorbet or not? i wan to know got milk inside or not..can you ask the chef?"( the chef has 30 over orders to do and really ll chap me if i ask las! wad the hell..somemore it's obvious tt it isn't SORBET wat..if sorbet ll write sorbet wat? write ice-cream for wat?..the worst is after i confirmed it's NOT a sorbet..they went.."oh den i don wan liao.." i was like..~!@@##$$).."can you give me an ash tray?"...."why is it taking SO LONG?"wat's their prob?! just order 6 mango sagos in a goal very difficult izzit?! wan ash tray SAY earlier ll die arh? mouth ll rot arh? really must make me run to their tables 5 or 6 times les..they relaly very hao yi si leh..they think i'm their personal servant arh? wanted desperately to slap them...
then....this borliao couple( couple again...hate couples..)..super mafan oso..walao..singaporeans really mafan to serve..super demanding..take ppl for granted..really must 2 ppl only share a puny bowl of mango sago..-_-..somemore DIE DIE wan to seat at those sofa seats...finish already don wan to zhao( so many ppl waiting to get a seat..)..used 30 mins scrutinizing the menu from top to bottom..somemore went over to the bar to poke her head here and there..blocking our way..-_-lll..tt's not the end..after MUCH discussion and EVALUATION and ANALYse..they finally decided to call the waitress..( poor me)..so i went over and throw them a really polite smile( pro ok) and said.."yes? can i help you?" and wat they said nearly made me puke blood.."oh..can i have the mango combo but the mango icecream change to sesame one?" den i was like..sorry...don have this combi..coz the price very hard to gauge..y not you try the black and white combo( coconut and sesame icecream) but they refuse to lsiten to me les!..kept on asking..."den i order mango pudding the coconut ice cream change to sesame? "..eh..mister and miss...ear got prob izzit? say already cannot change already wat?! den they die die don wan to believe me..insisted me to ask the chef..fine las..i go ask..and of course kena rejested..retarded los..some ppl jsut like to duo ci yi ju..den in the end you knwo wat? they called one of the boss to add a tiny scope of sesame ice-cream to their mango pudding..paying an additional $2..mad las..totally brainless...den somemore eating already still called me to ask..'' the pudding has XXXXX in it or not?"(XXXX--some bio term..which means something tt vegetarian cannot eat..i don even know wat it means las!) den i was like HUH? and they spend 5 mins trying to explain wat it is( do i look like i care?!) and asked me the pudding has this ingredient or not...EH...i MAKE ALL THOSE PUDDINGS les..den they insisted( again-_-) me to ask the chef..fine..i go ask again..and of course the chef oso dono las!( partly oso don understand..like he made those puddings liddat..walao..puddings really not factory made las!)..den i went back telling them they oso dono...but purely fruits shd be ok... den dey said.."but you know..usually puddings ll have XXXX in them to make them stick together.." thx! you know den you still ask?! den you still eat?! den you DON eat las! eat alreadly still must ask so much? !@#$$%%
other irritating customers:
1) "i wan a mango sago having here..and 2 mango pudding take away..but the take away put in 2 SEPARATE bags..and can yall do the take away AFTER i finish the mango sago?" i wanted to say you go n die las...you think this shop you open one arh? must wait until you finish den made another one.. somemore 2 diff bags..self centred singaporeans los!
2)these ppl...super not obervant....dono wat's their eyes for...ming ming walk in from the main extrance where the cashier is..then when they wan to pay..dono y come to the bar...saying..i wan to pay...(-_-lll)..den must direct them..sorry ..the cashier is OVER THERE...den they ll be like"how come casheir at the entrance?"HELLO? cashier not at the extrance den where you tell me?! the shou ying ji so big oso never c....
3)in their dreams thinking tt they had paid me service charge..i chiong here chiong dere until no direction sense already..den they waved at me..walked over and asked them yes? den they gave me da4 kuan3 look and say"oh~bill please~~?" EH! like not obvious every customer ownself walked over by THEMSELVES to the cashier to pay les!...they use their toes to think oso ll know we really got time to attend to them las! really is not 3 waitress...xiya at cashier..yit jing doing bar thingy..den i deliver the deserts..really got time to help them take their bill to the cashier outside and walk them telling them how much den take their $ there and come back again give the change les...EH!but tt time all the deserts pile up like mt himalayas liao..-_- dman irritating los!...
4)sofa freaks..very POOR ppl living in poverty with NO sofas at home...really is not full house liaio..finally got a seat still not satisfied..saw an empty sofa seat den "WAH!! got sofa seat down dere!! lets go there!!"..NV sit in sofa before izzit? and like 5 ppl want to squeeze in 2 armchairs...how are you doing to squeeze you tell me??!!?!? somemore..take orders already...already recorded down their table no..den suddenly change still have to chiong to the bar to change their no..SIAN los! wan to sit in sofa go home sit until you sian cannot arh? childish (-_-lll)..i mean..no ppl then you sit den ok las..but so many ppl waiting for seats you still chiong like..if never sit there ll lugy and ass ll rot liddat..(-_-lll).. and some ppl...again self centred..change table...FINE..at least tell me can?! no les! they nv! when i deliver the deserts den find the whole table empty i nearly wan to faint ok~~~ like where to look for them?! walao..20 over tables where they moved to? these ppl..either assume tt we the waitress have 500Mb of brain power to rmb their face or all thinking they are yan daos and chio bus and models tt i c ll catch my attention...-_-lll sorry los..far from it..go home ownself look at mirror...i shall not elaborate...*roll eyes*
and of course...those tt xiya mentioned i'm really gan2 tong2 shen1 shou4~~~~...T_T..a lot of ppl just DON HAVE zhi4 zhi1 zhi1 ming2 at all! i was pretty niao too las..haha..coz it was way too busy..so i tend to speak really fast while answering their qns..like.."sorryG1andthewholeofsnacksnotavalibleandfordrinksE14TOE19arealsonotavalible."and the customers ll go "orh..can i have E18 den?"...i got sian las..and pekchey..and yes..as the sarcastic me..i purposely went EXTRA slow and repeat "s-o-r-r-y, E-1-4 T-O E-1-9 a-r-e n-o-t a-v-a-i-l-a-b-l-e"...haha..
hahaa..but ok...tt's was my last day...i quit the job liao...today slacking at home..tmr going rgs RT already..good...they never even tell me wat to do tmr....:S..i won really miss the place tt much...but i ll miss the ppl dere( selectively..haha!) yit jing..the dear dear dear round round chen shi fu...and the retarded looking boss..and syl( he kena fired yesterday coz of some stupid reason...quite bu zhi for him..) so sad you know..wont get the chance to see him anymore i guess...din even get to take a pic of him...:S..i ll miss yit jing's really niao and funny jokes..and syl's constanly blur and funny( but not purposely) actions...
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